Imagine receiving this from your new employer.
Dear new employee,
Please find attached your covenant of employment. Please note that you are not required to sign this document. On your first day your Line Manager will walk you through the agreement. Please let us know in advance if you require a vegan covenant cutting ceremony.
Is your evangelism 'accessible'?
Having been on holiday in the UK recently, one of the things we did was visit a National Trust site. …