If you’re reading this in December, it’s likely that whatever I’m doing right now, I’m thinking about one thing, and one thing only: the Sunday School Christmas play.
In fact, as I write this it’s still October and already I’m a woman consumed. It’s not just the performing and the rehearsing and the hyping (to the children). Part of what makes the obsession so protracted is that I have somehow ended up backing myself into the position of writing the scripts from scratch each year.
Each year’s effort now follows a tried and tested pattern: it’s basically a poem, narrated by some children and acted by others, with a Jesus twist at the end. If that sounds unbearably twee to you, then you may well be right – but it’s surprising what degree of sentimentality you can get away with in the second half of December.
Fallen royals vs. the eternal reign of King Jesus
The removal of former Prince Andrew’s royal titles and privileges has been the story of the week, and I suspect …