The musician's dreaded email

I am a musical ignoramus. For those who are intimately acquainted with the hymns of the ‘Golden Bells’ era, please don’t read this article — it will cause you to say, ‘that’s what I’ve wanted these young upstarts to realise all along’. I’m now over 40, but I still feel like a young upstart, even if I don’t look it.

Music Richard Simpkin