What are you worrying about?
There used to be a terrible worrier in the office. Every day he'd arrive with a frown like the Rift Valley.
Gordon Robertson
Till one day he was all smiles. 'What's happened?', colleagues asked. 'Oh, I've paid a consultant to do all my worrying - only £100 per day'. 'But', they gasped, 'however will you afford that?' Smiling, he replied: 'That's his worry!'
