See how they love one another . . .

Walking through the city late one night I came upon a guy about to jump off a bridge and take his life.

I said: 'Wait a minute, don't you believe in God?'
He says, 'I do believe in God.'

I said: 'Really? Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He says, 'I'm a Christian.'
I said: 'Me too.'

I said: 'Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?'
He says, 'I'm a Protestant.'

I said: 'Really? What denomination?'
He says: 'Baptist'

I said: 'Me too, Northern or Southern?'
He says: 'Northern.'

I said: 'Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?'
He says: 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'

I said: 'Me too! Northern Conservative Reformed Baptist or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist?'
He says: 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'

I said: 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He says: 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'

I said: 'Me too! This is incredible. Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?'
He says: 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'

I said: 'Die, heretic!' And pushed him over.

See how they love one another . . .

Quoted from The Door